How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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