he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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