But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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