You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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