I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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