Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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