Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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