I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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