I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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