I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
