Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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