if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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