dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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