I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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