I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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you never un-have a 4some
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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