Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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