mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
