Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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