Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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