You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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