dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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