pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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