you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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