just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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