Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
this hospital has no fireball
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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