If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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