watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Found your dick twin last night
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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