Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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