is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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