Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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