Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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