let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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