This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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