Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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