I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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