I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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