You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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