I love black thongs
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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