Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We are all done wearing pants today
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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