im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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