so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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