I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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