Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The Olympian is in my bed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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