I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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