Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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