It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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