i don't like sucking hair
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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