Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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