THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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