Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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