The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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