Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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