But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I can't turn off my feet"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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