school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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