Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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