she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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