yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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